so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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