I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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