doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just gift wrapped bread.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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