it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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