we're chasing vodka with high fives
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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