I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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