i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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