it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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