we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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