i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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