just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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