he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
