Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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