hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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