It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
