sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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