Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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