you guys were way drunker than both of me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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