tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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