Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Randomize
