she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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