OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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