I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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