I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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