my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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