I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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