i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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