i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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