I want to stick my p in your. b.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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