You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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