So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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