just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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