Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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