I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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