We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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