i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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