We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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