Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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