when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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