i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
