i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
