Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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