i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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