Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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