Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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