therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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