White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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