I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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