are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Randomize
