honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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